🕰️ Smells Like Wrinkles & Realizing You Can't Drink Like You Used To
A youth-preserving serum might be expensive, but this funny birthday candle is way more affordable—and smells much better. Light this up, reflect on the good ol’ days, and accept that back pain is the new normal.
🕯️ Product Details: ✅ Natural soy wax candle – Clean-burning & non-toxic ✅ Scent options: Sweet Vanilla, Citrus Burst, Lavender Escape, Fresh Linen ✅ Processing time: 3-5 days ✅ Shipping time: 5-7 days ✅ Size: 11 oz (burns for 40+ hours) ✅ Perfect for: Friends in denial, milestone birthdays, and sarcastic souls
🎂 Because Anti-Aging Isn’t an Option If youth is slipping away, at least their home can smell fantastic. Order now before they forget what they were doing.
